Sunday, November 28, 2004
"Why are you being an asshole," said the woman.
"I'm not an asshole, you're an asshole," said the grumpy old man, "SHUT-UP!" he continued.
"Asshole," she said again.
"Next time you hit me with that cart, I'm gonna shove that cart up your ass!" he shouted.
We felt the love...LOAO! (Laughing our asses off). We then walked around and went into Macy's to see one of my friends who's in charge of security. She looked like a soccer mom when she came to her office. While we waited, we watched the security screens. One of the best things in the office was a bar with two pairs of hancuffs attached. We figured it was to hold the thieves when they are brought in.
Then we went to Santana Row and had lunch. After we went to Best Buy. There are a lot of ritzy stores, but who can afford it? But it's like being in a different town. We then went over to Valley Fair and spent 45 minutes looking for a parking spot. We saw people steal other people's spots and aggressive and stupid drivers. Finally, two of our Asian sistahs gave us their spot. We walked around for about an hour then went to a new Target to look for White Chicks. Well, we didn't find it and I didn't want my niece to spend $19.99 for it.
The next day, I went to the gym to work off some holiday cheer and after that we went to the Great Mall and walked around. My niece needs to look for a dress for her graduation. But hellooooo, she has six months to find it. So I went in and looked at dresses with her. And of course, I picked out some really ugly ones for her to wear. Just imagine a 13-year-old girl saying, "iiillllll!" We went into this store called Media Play and we found White Chicks for $12.99. But I think it was suppose to be $19.99, but they left the $12.99 sales sign up. Whatta Bargain!!! It was bargain city all weekend. I only spent ten dollah on myself. We might do a little more shopping today because we are going to see Christmas with the Kranks.
Wednesday, November 24, 2004
EAT, EAT, EAT!!!
SHOP, SHOP, SHOP!!!
LAUGH AT ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE! AND IF YOU CAN, THROUGH A SNOWBALL!
Friday, November 19, 2004
Wednesday, November 17, 2004
Tuesday, November 16, 2004
The importance of her book,, cannot be overstated, and it's a true loss. Rumors, of course, are already flying that it may not have been suicide, but murder because of her next book which looked at American forces in Bataan. Rumors of course are rumors, and she was known for suffering from depression.
Monday, November 15, 2004
Do you think they know something we don't know? All these people jumping a sinking ship. I wouldn't be surprised if they all migrated to Canada.
Saturday, November 13, 2004
He was caught near the Mexican border with $15,000 in cash, dyed his hair and gotee blond, and didn't take the stand in his own defense...can we say guilty? Did he honestly think he was going to be found innocent? Isn't he using the same lawyer as Michael Jackson? Hhhmmmmm.
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Man Survives Jump Into Lion's Den
46-Year-Old Reportedly Trying To Convert Lions To Christianity
A man was attacked and injured after jumping into a lion's den at the Taipei Zoo and trying to convert the lions to Christianity.
The 46-year-old man leaped into the den of African lions and shouted "Jesus will save you," according to the report. He also said, "Come bite me" before one of the male lions attacked and bit the man.
WHAT AN IDIOT!
This is what the religious right will do to you. We should be happy that Bush made it back into office.
Wednesday, November 03, 2004
Pompous, arrogant, condescending...you know he danced around and said, "Neener, neener, neeeeeeennneeerrrrrr! I won, I won, I won." He is that playground brat that had to have his way or he'd throw a temper tantrum. The first one to tattle-tale on someone else, but would never accept responsibility for his own actions. And what is up with his Stepford wife? I guess any slacker in school can become president. No wonder he signed that "No Child Left Behind," because he was and is that child that was left behind. So I guess what he might be saying now is, "You didn't think I would amount to anything, well, I'VE BEEN ELECTED PRESIDENT AGAIN! SO IN YOUR FACE!" No wonder education gets the shaft on funding.
Monday, November 01, 2004
There I said it.